If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Perjury

Fraud

Conspiracy

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Insurrection

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

False advertising

Revealing classified information

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

What started the whole idea of femboys? What is the whole point of a femboy? Did a boy or a man just randomly start dressing or acting feminine or something?

And much, much more.

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Revenge porn

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Terroristic threats

HIPAA violations

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

Child pornography

Insider trading

No freedom is absolute.

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

Trade secrets

Threats of violence